clitt:

its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one

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desertcolossus:

niyasu:

TP Link !
Picture from my game playing video. (ゼルダ無双 Hyrule Warriors )

OH NO HES HOT

DAMNNHGFDS

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

Pogo - Bloom
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cosmhaut:

Bloom - medley by Pogo

(Ab Major)

All the best parts about Disney music in one beautiful song. And it’s in A-flat, a.k.a. the best key ever and it has Aurora’s beautiful opera thing. c:

There’s no point to a guy yelling, “Hey sexy baby” at me out of the passenger window of a car as it speeds past. Even if I was into creepy misogynists and wanted to give him my number, I couldn’t. The car didn’t even slow down. But that’s okay, because he wasn’t actually hitting on me. The point wasn’t to proposition me or chat me up. The only point was to remind me, and all women, that our bodies are his to stare at, assess, comment on, even touch. “Hey sexy baby” is the first part of a sentence that finishes, “this is your daily message from the patriarchy, reminding you that your body is public property”.
Anonymous asked: ju suis
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w is not a vowel
every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

coacalin:

coacalin:

This vodka looks like a fucking galaxy bye.

VINIQ SHIMMERY LIQUEUR.
Please stop asking me.

It’s good to be bad

vetoing:

when you finally receive an ask during one of those ask games

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iwillbeyourfavoritedreambaby:

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

this is so important